I’ve watched five seasons of Made in Chelsea. It’s trash. I know… But it’s my televisual crack. Thoughts:
1. People who don’t live in SW3 commonly refer to people who do live in SW3 as ‘rah-rahs’ – that makes me laugh.
2. The producers have eleventy million minutes of filler footage composed entirely of champagne being poured, the Chelsea embankment signage and wrought-iron fences.
3. Spencer is a knob. Of the first order.
4. Louise – pull yourself together girl.
5. Their holidays – #jealous.
6. Binky – reckon we’d be mates.
7. Binky’s mum – tops.
8. Soundtrack – so, so, so good.
9. Jobs – no one has them as far as I can tell.
10. Lucy – I always say never trust a woman who has no long-term female friends.
And lastly (and most importantly), it’s all about
11. Mark-Francis. #hilarious