1. Hooray! I’m Prince George (image).
2. A few weeks ago my accountant sent me an email saying that if I didn’t do my tax pronto, she was breaking up with me. *HOLY SHIT* I need her more than she needs me. So I did my tax. No one’s high-fived me or stopped by to give me a medal yet. What’s with that?
3. I’ve started following @Grand_designz on Twitter – it’s a parody of the television program Grand Designs (what do I love most – the presenter, Kevin McCloud or the houses? Hmmm…). Anyway, it’s hilarious. Here are some of my favourites –
“Penguin masseur Odhràn is building a bicycle wheel house from bees. It will be the 1st bespoke bee-spoke house in Europe.”
“Silo & Glob have always dreamed of living in a series of pods lined with taramasalata and gold. The pod cluster be a base for their law firm.”
“Artistic coeliacs, Geldric & Magora, are building a Basque monastery in the Wye Valley from Jammie Wagon Wheels and organic gnocchi.”
“Yarg & Philbeam, carbon neutral software engineers from Woking, dream of building an aluminium croft with a meringue spa room and library.”
6. In last week’s Bookish Thoughts post, Lianne at Caffeinated Life made mention of minions. Which reminded me of a scene in Despicable Me II that made me laugh so much that my kids told me to “Shhhhh!” in the cinema.
So excuse me, I’ll just be chillin’, with the guac… from my chip hat…
Royalty, guacamole and accountants – what have you got add? Share and play along with this meme at Bookishly Boisterous.